Eila and Josiah were sitting in the car, talking about who knows what, but at some point it turned into an argument (as their conversations often do).
Josiah: Well, I'm going to flush you down the toilet!
Eila: I'm going to climb back up and flush you down the toilet and close the lid and sit on it so you can't get back out.
J: I'm going to punch it and bust holes in it and get out. Then, I'm gonna flush you down the toilet and take all the water and your gonna float away.
E: Well, I'm going to kick and get out and flush you and cover it all with duct tape and you'll never get out.
J: I'll get a gun and shoot it all to pieces and the toilet will explode and you'll be covered with poopy water.
Crossposted at http://www.josiahyee.com

Eila: Mama, guess what I was gonna say?
M: I don't know. Were you going to say how much you love me?
E: No.
M: What were you going to say?
E: The toilet man ties up people at night.
M: What!? I never, in a million years, would've guessed that.
Josiah: I would've guessed that.

Tonight, Eila has her second T-ball game. Next week, she starts competitive gymnastics practice. Her favorite activities are "exercising:" riding her bike, scooter, running, dancing, stretching, lifting weights, swimming, etc.